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In the service, rank meant respect. At home? Not so much. The In This House I Wear the Stars tee from American Pride Apparel puts a hilarious spin on military life after marriage — because every veteran knows who really gives the orders now. Featuring bold, distressed lettering with a subtle American flag and star motif, this design celebrates love, laughter, and the new chain of command.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made for veterans who served their country and now serve under new leadership, this shirt delivers clean humor and all-American pride in one classic package. The distressed look gives it a battle-worn charm, perfect for barbecues, casual wear, or any day you need to show who’s really in charge. Looks great on vintage black, heather military green, athletic heather, and soft cream tones.
For those who fought for freedom — and lost command at home — American Pride Apparel, EST. 2025.
The In This House I Wear the Stars tee is a funny, lighthearted salute to every vet who traded stripes for stars — and a spouse who outranks them every time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Description
In the service, rank meant respect. At home? Not so much. The In This House I Wear the Stars tee from American Pride Apparel puts a hilarious spin on military life after marriage — because every veteran knows who really gives the orders now. Featuring bold, distressed lettering with a subtle American flag and star motif, this design celebrates love, laughter, and the new chain of command.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made for veterans who served their country and now serve under new leadership, this shirt delivers clean humor and all-American pride in one classic package. The distressed look gives it a battle-worn charm, perfect for barbecues, casual wear, or any day you need to show who’s really in charge. Looks great on vintage black, heather military green, athletic heather, and soft cream tones.
For those who fought for freedom — and lost command at home — American Pride Apparel, EST. 2025.
The In This House I Wear the Stars tee is a funny, lighthearted salute to every vet who traded stripes for stars — and a spouse who outranks them every time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Every product from our veteran-owned shop is created individually once you place your order. We work with high-quality American fulfillment partners to produce your items here in the USA — not in overseas factories. This ensures better quality, less waste, and gear made with true American pride.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.