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Real talk, veteran humor at its finest — the Marriage: I Miss the Simplicity of Incoming Mortars tee from American Pride Apparel brings that unmistakable mix of grit and laughter only those who’ve served can appreciate. Featuring bold block lettering with a rugged, distressed print, this design captures the battlefield wit and home-front irony every vet can relate to.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for veterans, spouses, and anyone who’s earned the right to laugh through the chaos, this shirt delivers humor and honesty in equal measure. The vintage distressing gives it that well-worn, ready-for-anything look — because life after service still takes incoming rounds, just in a different form. Looks great on vintage black, heather military green, athletic heather, and soft cream tones.
For those who served, survived, and still keep their sense of humor — American Pride Apparel, EST. 2025.
This Marriage – I Miss the Simplicity of Incoming Mortars tee is a salute to every vet who knows that sometimes, civilian life is the real battlefield.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Description
Real talk, veteran humor at its finest — the Marriage: I Miss the Simplicity of Incoming Mortars tee from American Pride Apparel brings that unmistakable mix of grit and laughter only those who’ve served can appreciate. Featuring bold block lettering with a rugged, distressed print, this design captures the battlefield wit and home-front irony every vet can relate to.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for veterans, spouses, and anyone who’s earned the right to laugh through the chaos, this shirt delivers humor and honesty in equal measure. The vintage distressing gives it that well-worn, ready-for-anything look — because life after service still takes incoming rounds, just in a different form. Looks great on vintage black, heather military green, athletic heather, and soft cream tones.
For those who served, survived, and still keep their sense of humor — American Pride Apparel, EST. 2025.
This Marriage – I Miss the Simplicity of Incoming Mortars tee is a salute to every vet who knows that sometimes, civilian life is the real battlefield.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Every product from our veteran-owned shop is created individually once you place your order. We work with high-quality American fulfillment partners to produce your items here in the USA — not in overseas factories. This ensures better quality, less waste, and gear made with true American pride.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.