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Add a crunchy dose of humor to your wardrobe with this Stale Is the Standard tee by American Pride Apparel. This vintage-style design features a retro depiction of a nacho cheese tortilla chip with bold texture, rich color, and distressed details for that perfectly aged look — just like the chips it celebrates. Centered within a circular badge and finished with blocky mid-century lettering, it captures the humor and warmth of classic American snack culture.
This design is for those who know that sometimes the best things in life come with a little crunch and a sense of humor. It’s nostalgic, funny, and full of vintage flavor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This Stale Is the Standard shirt by American Pride Apparel blends nostalgia with sharp humor, making it perfect for snack lovers, retro design fans, and anyone who appreciates life’s imperfect crunch.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Description
This design is for those who know that sometimes the best things in life come with a little crunch and a sense of humor. It’s nostalgic, funny, and full of vintage flavor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This Stale Is the Standard shirt by American Pride Apparel blends nostalgia with sharp humor, making it perfect for snack lovers, retro design fans, and anyone who appreciates life’s imperfect crunch.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Every product from our veteran-owned shop is created individually once you place your order. We work with high-quality American fulfillment partners to produce your items here in the USA — not in overseas factories. This ensures better quality, less waste, and gear made with true American pride.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.